constipated fanfic
With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do.
by ExoShaneey
Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze.So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast o…
Love Journal - As Told By An Emotionally Constipated Half-Genius
by Destiny_Aitsuji
At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156.By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen.However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lu…
Fever Constipation
by Mrr_Vajigur
Di tengah malam, Asep, seorang pemalas yang bermimpi menjadi kaya dan terkenal, bergumam ingin menjadi kaya. Ayahnya kesal dan menasihatinya untuk bekerja. Asep bercita-cita punya pekerjaan dengan gaji besar dan tugas minim. Ayahnya menjawab sinis. Asep bertanya mengapa ayahnya kesal, dan ayahnya tidak percaya akan mimpinya.Asep membuka handphone, kesal melihat orang pamer harta di berita. Ia pergi mengendarai motornya, tapi kehabisan bensin dan terpaksa mendorong motornya ke pom bensin. Dalam r…
Scary Stories To Read While Constipated
by misterfive9891
Horror anthology of bizarre and odd tales of fantastical terror, from a farmer whose farming community is increasingly losing its residents, to a clown that grants wishes, this is one book that will scare you till you are no long constipated.
My Buildings Mutated
by Chemical Substance
Smith obtained the best Building System. Everything he built or renovated would be granted attributes! Excellent-grade hotel: guest flow +30%, exhaustion relief +30%. Since then, the guests of this hotel have showered the hotel with praise and have never stopped coming back. Exquisite-grade toilet: odor elimination +10, laxative +15. Since then, this toilet became gospel for those with constipation and a nightmare for those with diarrhea. Exquisite-grade home renovation: spouse cheating +20, own…
System Error: You've Been Soulmate'd
by Fair_Devil_XxXx
Yin Yue was supposed to die peacefully in his sleep. Instead, he wakes up in a "Transmigration Queue" only to learn that due to a cosmic clerical error, his soul has been bound to a reincarnation system that dumps him into random worlds-each with a unique identity, task, and one common variable: a certain man.The twist? That man, always gorgeous and dominant, is his destined soulmate. Too bad he never remembers Yin Yue and has a wildly different personality each time.Even worse? Yin Yue is usual…
The End Won’t Take Him : Ashes of the Last Light
by JasperBladesmith
A sharp-tongued office worker transmigrates into a tragic apocalyptic novel as “Clarisse,” a minor noblewoman and future adoptive mother of the male lead—Elias. In the original story, Elias sacrifices himself at 19 to save a collapsing world. Determined to rewrite his fate, Clarisse adopts him early and decides to marry into power to protect him.What she didn’t plan on: raising an emotionally constipated genius child, faking an engagement with a suspiciously hot Grand Duke, and accidentally drag…
He Who Loves the Moon
by ATARAXIA
Or alternatively known as that one time a student and college professor agreed to have a fake relationship only for it to turn real somewhere along the way. Here's the clincher: They are both too emotionally constipated to see it.
Let's Destroy the Original Story!
by Vince_Alendis
Venice Randal Mel'v, the most successful youngest woman in the country died on her way for vacation after spending almost her childhood years managing their company, and found herself possessing the body of her most hated character on the novel she was reading when she died. However, when she found out that there are some truth that isn't indicated in the novel... Will she still follow the original line? Of course not, because her personality changed the moment she came to that body, so R.I.P to…
Matchmaking the Leads (And Myself, Hopefully)
by MintzZ
—A Reverse Harem Isekai Where the Real Plot Twist is Falling First (And Hard)I got isekai’d. Cool.Ended up with a sword. Even cooler.Then I became the secret noble matchmaker for half the continent’s male leads.And by matchmaker, I mean I faked letters, staged “accidental” meet-cutes, and maybe shoved a few emotionally constipated heirs into actual romantic competence.Now they’re all happy.And me? Still single. Still managing businesses. Still sword-fighting nobles who can’t take no for an answe…
Red Physic Nut Quick Facts
by DaoistZnwrNB
Baliospermum montanum also known as red physic nut, wild croton, wild castor and wild sultan seed belongs to Euphorbiaceae family. It is a stout undershrub having numerous flowers. It is widely distributed throughout sub-Himalayan region from Khasi Hills to Kashmir. It is common in Bihar, Peninsular, West Bengal and Central India. In Ayurveda, roots are used as a cure for leucoderma, jaundice and wounds. Leaves are used for treatment of bronchitis, asthma and abdominal tumor. Seeds act as a purg…
Fateless Antagonist: Neither a Hero Nor a Villain
by Ryuma_sama
[DROPPED OR REDIRECTING TO BE EXACT]Welcome to the worst day of his life—which, ironically, turned out to be his big break.After rage-quitting the most emotionally constipated webnovel ever written and leaving behind a 1-star review hotter than dragon piss, our unnamed (but definitely emotionally damaged) protagonist decided to calm down with a vanilla espresso.Too bad it was laced with divine cyanide.Now? He's dead. Very dead. The kind of dead where you're naked in a white void being seduced by…
Am I supposed to save this realm with only my bowel movements?
by Bart_Thicc
Confident, yet delusional Kuno lives his life the way he wants to.The 22 year old NEET feels no need to leave his room to do anything, but he's no match against the call of nature.Having suffered through two and a half weeks of constipation, caused by his idle lifestyle and consumption of Borito chips and soft drinks, Kuno steps out of his room to finally take on the challenge of passing this dump.Succeeding, like the experienced toilet-goer he is, he presses the flush-button, but gets flushed a…
Stolen By The Mirror, Claimed By Its Prince.
by JoyceOrtsen
"Thank you. Well, now that I've managed to ruin breakfast," Lyra began, attempting a sheepish smile. "Apologies for that, by the way…"She tilted her head slightly, trying to come across as both remorseful and adorable.Elias didn't miss a beat. "Oh, you apologise in your world? I thought it was a foreign concept to you."Lyra raised an eyebrow. "Uh… am I missing something? Am I supposed to owe you any other apology aside from this?" She gestured dramatically at the battlefield formerly known as th…
Oops, I Reincarnated as the Duke of the North!
by Pettan
I'm Yuna Kim, an ordinary student with a not-so ordinary obsession with romance novels. After getting crushed by a falling bookshelf full of romance novels, I wake up as the Duke of the North! Also known as the brooding, emotionally constipated heartthrob from A Rose in the Duke's Winter, my favourite novelOnly… I’m not supposed to be him.And I’m definitely not supposed to be flirting with Lady Elara, the sweet and gentle heroine who was meant to thaw his frozen heart, not mine.